mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

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i-call-it-cunt-tube:

My phone translates things automatically, so here’s the translation for tinnyminnie :)

Btw, gotta love how the ignorant interviewer asks if her gender identity is just an act of rebellion wtf

i-call-it-cunt-tube:

Fun times!

seriously though…how gorgeous is she???!!

andinthecrushofthedark:

la roux + text posts

presidentgay:

"what’s the most difficult thing about playing a gay character"

what are they expecting the actor to say?????? i’T S SO HARd it hurts my bIG HETerOSEXUal EGO i have to think about sTRAIGHT thoughts for days after just to get the gaY OUT of mY little HETERO head 

simonmonrou:

all of the song used in In The Flesh

edwad:

baltoy:

ive found a flaw in communism this is why it doesnt work. if theres one car manufacturer to make one type of car so everyone has the same car, how will uou find your own car in a parkinglot. um? checkmate

haha hell yea this is why ive been voting for ronald reagan every year since 1980

a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts
albus severus: dear mum and dad
albus severus: i was in the library today
albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
albus severus: and i would just like to say
albus severus: are you fucking serious
albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
albus severus: just literally anything else please
albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
albus severus: bloody hell
albus severus: yours sincerely,
albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”